Just a little taste of my daily life

Has it ever occured to you, at any age, to wash your hands in a toilet bowl? No? Didn't think so. What about sticking an empty spool on a pencil and licking it like lollipop? Or helping yourself from someone else's lunchbox, with the owner sitting right there? Or hopping off a toilet and coming to find someone with your pants and pullup around your ankles? How about writing "bafroom" on the bathroom door in green crayon? No? None of those? So I guess a phone call to Santa made right in front you would would have little to no effect. Hee hee.