Proclamations of Children

Sorry I haven't posted anything lately, but there is nothing of interest to report! So I just popped in to share some of the gems I've heard from my kids in the past weeks.

3 almost 4 year old girl: "Did you know that the dinosaurs died because they stinked?"

6 year old boy: "I love boys!" (Yes, well, so do I, but I don't make a point of making that public knowledge.)

4 year old boy after hearing a story about leprechauns: "Do you think if I leave some of my pretzels out, a leprechaun will come?"

4 year old girl on hearing about a friend's ear infection: "I think a boy bacteria and a girl bacteria fell in love and had lots of babies and made her ear hurt."

2 year old girl: "Me grow up, and me play basketball!!"

3 year old girl, completely out of the blue: "That's called Mickey Mouse, mmhmmm!"

4 year old girl:L "I'm going to marry Sebastian, but he's going to marry Jack. Jack wants to marry Lela, so we're all going to live together."

Then of course there are the not so funny ones, like when I told this one 4 year old boy to shut the hell up (well, it was more like, "Lucas, please stop talking so much, the other kids are sleeping.") he looked at me and said, "blah, blah blah." Or the nearly 5 year old that exclaimed, "FUCK!" today. He was timed out, and immediately started crying because another kid told on him.

But that's all I got. Sorry my life is so boring!!