The Simpsons

Love. Them. This was in last night's episode:

Marge: [to Bart] "Now we have to find another school for you."

Homer: "And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge."