Diversity, Utah Style

So I went to the Tavernacle last night, followed by Denny's at 1 am. Instead of the regular piano players there were 3 we've never had before. They weren't bad, but they aren't as good as the regulars. Last night must have been Gay and Lesbian night on the town. I don't think I've seen so many same sex makeout sessions since Brokeback landed here. On to Denny's where there were more lesbians, a transvestite, wannabe gangsters, and fat people wearing hooker clothes. I love late night at trashy restaurants!