Friday, February 11, 2005

A few things to remember

1. Not peeing from 8:00 am to 5:00 pm is too long to go before peeing again.

2. Do not listen to the intro to Jet's Are You Going To Be My Girl? when you have to pee.

3. Driving 8 blocks behind a car burning oil, is 8 blocks too far.

4. Giving children doughnuts for breakfast, is not the smartest idea you will ever have.

5. Friends who have connections with possibly cute british men, and are trying to find an apartment in your complex for a british man to live in for six months, are good friends to have.

6. Though it may seem like a good idea at the time, trying to pass a drug test with a prosthetic penis will not work.

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