I have perverted friends. Works out well for me since I'm such a perv myself. Let me elaborate...

Jason and I went to the Olive Garden for dinner last night, as he was thanking me for my help setting up for his party last week. As we were eating the appetizer, (hot spinach and artichoke dip, YUM) the two women at the next table started making rather rude noises. I could see them, and he couldn't, so when he said, "please tell me there's a young child behind me" all I could do was laugh. Anyway, after dinner was over, we stood, and I had to fix my belly ring. He asked what I was doing, and I said, "I have to fix it. Sometimes it pokes up or catches on my belt." Smoothly, he replied, "Hmm...they should use that line in a Viagra commercial." I had to sit down, I was laughing so hard.

So, I'm looking forward to leftover Olive Garden food tonight. Yay!

In other news, it has been a while since I last reported any weird occurances with the kids. Yesterday, Robin decided to eat a piece of blue chalk. As she is always sticking things in her mouth, we had told her to knock it off a few times before we took it out of her hand. Well...her entire mouth was a deep rich blue color. Her tongue was covered in blue, her teeth, her lips...it was gross. As I was cleaning out her mouth, having her spit water repeatedly into the sink, I asked her, "Did it taste yummy Robin?" "No." came the reply. I couldn't help help it. I burst out laughing. I just can't understand why she would CONTINUE to eat something that didn't taste good!!