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I have an ear infection. At least I think so. All my kids have been having them lately and my ear hurts. I'm going to the Doctor tomorrow. My doctor's name is Tom Jones. How funny is that? Randy hasn't called yet. Meanie. Kristy is coming in less than 4 weeks. I'm rambling. I'm so sleepy!

edit: Today's Boner of the Day winner from X96:

"That plant has been acting sexy": Strange but true. A caller had a hot
tip for the reporters of the Standard Examiner in Ogden. He called saying
that he could see a pornographic movie being made. He could actually see
the crew. A reporter in the area stopped by but could not find
anything. The reporter went back to office just in time for another call
from the anonymous informant. The caller apologized for his earlier call.
He had been drinking for quite a while and mistook a plant on a balcony for a
pornographic movie crew. He had also called the police regarding the
imaginary movie crew. The man was apparently myopic and drunk.