Just a little taste of my daily life

Has it ever occured to you, at any age, to wash your hands in a toilet bowl? No? Didn't think so. What about sticking an empty spool on a pencil and licking it like lollipop? Or helping yourself from someone else's lunchbox, with the owner sitting right there? Or hopping off a toilet and coming to find someone with your pants and pullup around your ankles? How about writing "bafroom" on the bathroom door in green crayon? No? None of those? So I guess a phone call to Santa made right in front you would would have little to no effect. Hee hee.

525,600 Minutes or However Many Minutes There Are Between 6pm and 1am

First, huge hugs to Hiba for showing me how to do new layouts and for creating a monster!!

Yep, I saw Rent last night. Good movie, made me cry, but then again, what doesn't? Tiffiny was in town for the holiday so she set aside last night for friends. We met at Village Inn for food, drink and sexual innuendo. Not as many people as she invited showed up, so it was just Tiffiny, her sister Julie, me and Hiba and a few friends from other places. After hanging out for about 2 hours at the restaurant, we drove to the Gateway for Starbucks and Rent.

I'm mad at Barnes and Noble Starbucks btw, they don't take a gift card! At least the one at the Gateway doesn't. Stupid!

Anyway, we killed a bit of time (looking at a how to be a gay man book) in Barnes and Noble. It was hilarious. the more hyper/embarrassed Tiff gets, the louder she gets. So we're standing in the gay and lesbian section, with this huge book, completely illustrated in photographs, (mostly because Tiffiny hadn't seen a Prince Albert and was curious) with Tiff yelling, "EW! Uncircumcised. They just look so much nicer cut!" and "Wow, that's wrinkly!" The book was fantastic though; it started with how to pick each other up, then sex mechanics, to how to deal with rejection. Very informative for women really. Thy guys took off when we opened the book.

Then off to the theater. Since we had like 20 minutes before the movie started, Hiba and I snuck into GoF and watched about 15 minutes of it before joining the others across the hall. It was good, though I made Hiba laugh at the beginning, when I leaned over to her and said, "Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!" referencing Team America. I thought it ran a bit long, kinda dragged a little in the middle, but not bad.

When we left, the wind had died down, but it was snowing. On my way out of the car park, I pulled out onto the street, and went to get in the turn lane was some dipshit asshat cut me off, and pulled into the turn lane ahead of me, then had the audacity to flip me off when I honked at him! I flipped him off back. I don't know if he saw.

So, I haven't blogged in like two weeks. But then, nothing had happened. I got carded at the dollar theater this week. I bought my Harry Potter ticket; we're going on Friday. EEEE! I hung out with my friend Jessie today, we went to Wal-Mart and she talked me into buying a skirt. For a dollar, who could refuse? Yeah, that's about it. Real interesting, no?